

Montaigne: He who is not sure of his memory should not undertake the trade of lying. There are some whose memory never fails them!
Sam Rayburn: Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time.
Sir Walter Scott: What a tangled web a liar weaves, When he practises to deceive!
Thomas Jefferson: He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it a second and third time, till at length it becomes habitual.
Virginia Woolfe: If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
Abraham Lincoln: You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
Adrienne Rich: Lying is done with words and also with silence.
Benjamin Disraeli: There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
Demosthenes: Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true.
George Eliot: Falsehood is easy, truth so difficult.
John F. Kennedy: The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive and unrealistic
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. Lazurus Long
Jealous souls re not ever jealous for the cause, But jealous for they are jealous: 'tis a monster Begot upon itself, born on itself. Othello, Act 3, scene 4. William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616)
A still mind sees solutions that are hidden to most others.
Time is the most strechable element of all...
because - it lengthens when you are waiting…
and shortens when you enjoy the moments.
Rather misogynist..
1 When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette
2 After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry
3 By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
4 Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous
5 The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? Alexander Dumas
6 I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.Sigmund Freud
7 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Anonymous
'8 There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison
9 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' James Holt McGavra
10 Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
11 The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....! Nash
12 My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman
13 A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield
14 A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine..' Anonymous
15 First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous
Now some serious stuff: SAVE TREES, TREES SAVE